$MANE

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Token Name: $MANE (Corporate Executive Lion) Ticker: $MANE Tagline: "Apex predator in the streets, middle-management in the sheets." The Lore: For thousands of years, lions ruled the savanna through raw power and majestic roars. Then $MANE realized that hunting gazelles in 100°F heat doesn't pay the mortgage. He traded the Serengeti for a corner office, bought a discounted Patagonia vest, and now spends 60 hours a week putting "circling back," "synergy," and "touching base" into every email. He’s the King of the Jungle, but he still gets anxiety when his boss sends a Slack message that just says "Got a minute?"