$SIP

/SOL

Token Name: $SIP (Kermit’s Unpaid Taxes) Ticker: $SIP Tagline: "None of my business, all of your money." The Lore: For decades, Kermit watched inferior frogs like Pepe get all the crypto glory while he sat on a bench, politely drinking Lipton tea. Then Miss Piggy filed for back-taxes on the Muppet Theater, alimony, and emotional damages from 1978. Facing complete bankruptcy, Kermit traded his banjo for a Solana wallet, gave up his tea for unrefined red bull, and launched $SIP to pay off his massive debt to the IRS.