cathub

/USDC

It begins with Grumpy Cat gazing into the abyss with pure, concentrated contempt, standardizing the mood of the entire pile. She is currently holding a cheeseburger, but Keyboard Cat is frantically playing a jazz solo just off-screen, creating a jarring soundtrack of confusion. Nearby, a very fluffy cat is wearing a piece of bread around its face like a fashionable collar, only for Nyan Cat to leave a pixelated, rainbow tail-trail that slices through the bread-face’s space-time continuum. A distressed woman is heard screaming in the distance, but the main Confused White Cat sitting at the dining table just blinks slowly, completely unbothered by her rage. This cat is much too focused on a nearby plate containing exactly two loop-shaped fruit cereal pieces (he refers to them only as "the Brøther’s lööps"). Suddenly, Pop Cat opens his mouth to a perfect 'O' and makes a single pop noise, causing an entire tower of Cat Bread (cats stacked like loaves) to collapse dramatically onto a tiny cat sitting inside a cardboard box titled "If I Fits, I Sits." Underneath this collapsing chaos, Maru is sliding headfirst into a shoebox that is clearly too small. At the peak of the pile, an invisible harmonica is being played by a kitten that is so smol it needs to be held by two hands. The entire pile is being watched over by a majestic, blurry silhouette of Hover Cat, who is currently ascending into the ceiling.