BLUEBEAM

/SOL

Project Blue Beam: Imagine a sci-fi blockbuster where NASA, lasers, and aliens team up to trick the world into one massive group hug (at least it starts that way, you know what happens next). Earth's volcanoes erupt like the acne on the face of that one kid at your school that farts in class and points at himself with a shit-eating grin. Then, talking sky gods and broadcasts of Karen's from every news channel flood the airwaves– all to set up a New World Order. Sounds wild? Well, it’s going down now just in time for Christmas and there's only one way out, ape in anon.